UVM HIT PAWS CO-ED A CAPPELLA

Harrison Kent, identified by his beaming smile and his lucious, flowing locks, was born a Paw. When he was a mere pup back in the Dark Ages, his gracious parents speak of him frolicking about the woods, singing the song of the birds during his days as a cub/boy scout. It is written in the book of Paw that when Harry first let out a bellowing C sharp, the clouds opened and light hit the surface of the Earth for the first time in 2,500 years. Finally, life could flourish, and goodness was here at last. We can only wonder in awe at to how magestic a moment this must have been.